Xbox One





The Xbox One is the upcoming watercooler doomed successor to the Xbox 360.

499 US DOLLARS

MANDATORY KINECT

MANDATORY INTERNET TO BE ABLE TO USE IT AT ALL

INDIES? WHAT INDIES?

BEING BANNED MEANS LOSING EVERY BIT OF DLC YOU HAVE EVER BOUGHT, INCLUDING DOWNLOADED GAMES.

THE INFASTRUCTURE FOR ALL THE CRAP WE HATED STILL EXISTS AND CAN BE ADDED LATER!

RUNS TWO OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT EAT 3 OR MORE GIGS OF RAM.

SYSTEM COMES WITH 8 GIGS OF DDR3 RAM (read: Cheap as shit)