Console buying guide

In General
REMEMBER THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE is to consider your own needs and situation; brand loyalty will only benefit the corporation (take a look at Microsoft). Some of the issues you might like to consider are: At the end of the day, it's your purchase, and your money. Make sure that you won't regret your buy, regardless of what /v/ thinks. And remember, if you aren't having fun, you're doing it wrong.
 * 1) Consider the reasons you have for getting a console; Do you want internet multiplayer? Or for when friends come over? Or just for fun singleplayer? What about backwards compatibility?
 * 2) Compare the games on each platform. Which console appeals to you more? Which appeals to whoever you're buying it for?
 * 3) Consider what you already have. Do you have an HDTV? What about your internet connection? What console(s) do your friends own (will you be playing with them alot? Do you have friends?)
 * 4) Think about the stuff ancillary to a console purchase; Do you want "free" games? Do you want to mod your console? Do you need a Blu Ray Player? Are you aware of the maintenance needs to prevent RRODs and YLODs? How long do you plan on using the console for? Do you need any of the millions of accessories or hardware that you could buy for the console?
 * 5) Think about the time. (Are you better off waiting for a price drop?, or waiting for games to be released?)

If all else fails, stop by a garage sale or used game store and pick yourself up a NES or SNES and ten or so games. Cheap, classic fun. (PC Emulation of classic games is a grey area and the original versions are always the best)

PS3 vs 360 vs PC
Currently these three platforms are seen as equal in terms of graphical power (mostly because developers have been holding back the graphics so that the consoles can keep up) and strength in games. They also tend to share a great number of titles due to their similarity in controls. This outlook can soon change with the upcoming motion controls, but the core games will generally remain the same. Depending on your setup, the choice comes down to whether or not to own one or a mixture to cover all areas of games available. Of course, there are games found only on any of these particular systems, so the choice then comes down to your particular situation: The reasoning above has to do mainly to what is exclusive to each system in terms of pure numbers. The PS3's recommended list has generally more exclusives than it does cross platform or is available on PC. The 360's recommended list is geared more towards games that are available on both the PS3 and PC rather than exclusives.
 * 1) If you already own a gaming capable PC, it is generally better off that you go for a PS3.
 * 2) If you already own a PS3, then you have the choice between either a 360 (cheaper) or PC (expensive)
 * 3) If you already own a 360, then you are better off getting a PS3.
 * 4) If you own none of the above, use the general guide and price comparison to make your choice.

The Nintendo Wii - Curing Casual-itis
When comparing the Wii with the other consoles of this generation, the Wii is the black sheep for the fact that most of the titles on the console are ...exclusives. Most games are generally ported between the PC, the 360, and the PS3. It's obvious that the unconventional controls of this console make it near impossible for the Wii to be included in this roundhouse porting system. Although unconventional, the Wiimote is innovative at its best, and stale at its worst. The majority of the games that you find on this console are low quality waggling games, but some games stand out from the pack. I fear for anyone who has this as their only 7th Gen console, but it is possible to survive if you know what you're doing.

The best games for the Wii are the ones that harness the capabilites of the Wiimote without being too stale or generic. If you walk into a Game store, you are going to find hundreds of sports, singing, and of course, IMAGINE BABIES (FUCKING GAMESTOP). If you like these kinds of casual games - CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST HIT THE FUCKING JACKPOT. I then have to ask the question, if you are a Wii owner looking for good games and you play that shit - WHY ARE YOU HERE? GET THE FUCK OUT. Otherwise, use this to help you in your quest in the Casual Jungle.

1. Nintendo knows what they are doing. Their first party titles are usually always amazing, and since this is their little girl in this generation's BUFFET OF MANLY CONSOLES, you'd guess that they can harness the best out of their console. And they do.

2. Sports, Party, Singing, Shooting, and any game depicitng an average activity are generally to be avoided. Although there are some exceptions to this rule, you be the judge on this. Although the Wii doesn't have vast graphic capabilites, I think we can tell if a game looks like shit.

3. MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS. If you haven't noticed, most of the "good" games on the "Wiiki" RIMSHOT HUEHUE are rated T and above. Here, we escape from the constant waggling to developers who either treat the Wii as a normal console, or an innovative way to show off their skillz, yo. Games like this are Dead Space: Extraction, and Godfather - Black Hand edition are examples of this. They retain their feel, while adding the Wii's unorthodox controls in the mix. Sometimes you get mixed results, other times, it is a fukken masterpiece.

4. Graphics aren't a priority for the Wii. If you're looking for good graphics, Monster Hunter Tri is what I use for a benchmark for Wii graphics. The Super Mario Galaxy games works as well. Those are the best you are going to get, but it's only my opinion.

5. Use your common sense when in doubt. Study the box carefully! Look at the screenshots! DESCRIPTIONS MAN. I think you'll know the answer if you come across a game like We Cheer 2, and if it is GOTY or not. (It is)

If all else fails, play Wii Sports.

Price Comparison
PS3 Slim = $300/£250 Games: $50-60/£40-50 Online play: Free

Xbox 360 250GB = $300/£200 Games: $50-60/£40-50 Online play: $60/year

Wii = lolpricedrop, $160/£98 Games: $30-50/£20-40 Online play: Free

PC = varies, a good one will run you AT LEAST $500, some high quality builds are ~$850 Games: varies Online play: Free

Prices vary and you should be able to buy each with games attached (wii comes with 2 free games anyway)